Blade Losers

That's not a knife:

The problem Victorinox is having with including the knife in the multi-tool is that so many governments are disarming their citizens, which means entire markets are disappearing for the knife maker. Victorinox CEO Carl Elsener Jr. says, 'We are concerned about the increasing regulation of knives in the world due to violence. In England or certain Asian countries, you are sometimes only allowed to carry a knife if you need to have it to do your job or operate outdoors. In the city, however, when you go to school, to the cinema, or to go shopping, carrying pocketknives is severely restricted. So what will a knifeless Swiss Army Knife look like? Elsener continued, We're actually working on pocket tools without blades. For example, I have a cool tool for cyclists in mind. We already have a tool specifically for golfers in our range. Cyclists probably need special tools, but not necessarily a blade. The blade creates a weapon image in some markets.

The sharper the blade, the duller the leftist mind...