Born Losers

Beauty contests go woke:

As WKRG reported, 23-year-old Atmore resident Sara Milliken won Miss Alabama on her third try over Memorial Day weekend. She claimed her goal was only to make the top 10 after failing to place in her previous two attempts. “Just making it to top 10 was my goal, ya know, I could leave the weekend saying I was better than I was the year before, and it’s all about bettering yourself for me,” Milliken told WKRG. But Milliken would have been laughed right out of the room in an actual beauty competition. WKRG-TV Digital Reporter Summer Poole posed for a picture with Milliken following her asinine victory in the pageant. Who do you think looks more worthy of the crown? WKRG-TV Digital Reporter Summer Poole, left, poses for a photo with Sara Milliken, right, who won Miss Alabama. Credit: WKRG But woke warriors were not finished destroying feminine beauty. Despite an array of gorgeous and intelligent women to choose from in the Miss Maryland USA pageant on June 1, the judges of the contest instead awarded the crown to a biological male who goes by Bailey Anne Kennedy. The 31-year-old is a military husband, an NCAA D1 Dance Team Captain, and a former NFL Cheerleader Trainee from Montgomery County. With his win, Kennedy also became the oldest and first transgender person to win the competition.

Beauty isn't always just in the eye of the beholder...