Toil And Trouble

The witches' laments:

In recent months, potential evidence has emerged that shows so-called witches discussing whether they should cast spells against Trump ahead of the 2024 presidential election -- according to a post about "r/WitchesVsPatriarchy" on Reddit. “I was thinking of doing a freezer spell by writing Trump and Project 2025 (maybe also Trump supporters and GOP) on a piece of paper, sticking it into my Yoghurt drink bottle, drown it in water, and freeze it,” one person wrote in late July. “What do you think?” Some alleged witches supported the poster, with several saying "anyday is a good day for this verbal diarrhea space-occupying lesion to go away!" While many encouraged the poster, as well as shared their own spells against Trump, several said spells are just a waste of time because the Republican is seemingly untouchable. In fact, one "witch" strongly advised against it, suggesting everyone practice spells in favor of Kamala Harris instead. "I hate to say this, but don't do magic against him. He has a form of protection surrounding him that feeds off of magic done against him. You will have better results if you focus your magic on helping his opponent or protecting yourself and others. I wish it would work to bind him or do a freezer spell, but you will only be helping him." Others had theories as to why spells don't impact Trump. "That ghoul has a sh*t filled diaper for protection," one person wrote. Some said certain spells just don't seem to work as well against political figures "because they have a lot of energy around them." Plus, one said, Trump has quite a few people praying for him.

That works, too...