Crying Time

Colleges help students deal with losing:

The Washington Free Beacon reported Friday that “after Donald Trump's historic reelection sent despair rippling across college campuses, grieving professors at America's top universities canceled classes, rescheduled exams, and promised to forgive poor grades. Schools offered students milk, cookies, puzzles, Legos, and ‘destress sessions.’" Milk and cookies? Puzzles? Legos? Are we talking about universities here, or about kindergarten? Given the academic level of these woke institutions today, it’s essentially the same thing, and even the most elite universities are engaging in this silly grandstanding. One Columbia University professor wrote to her students: "I hope you are hanging in there. I have been think [sic] of you over the last few days. [If] you don't feel up for class, absences today will be excused." A Barnard prof wrote in a similar vein: "In recognition of the increased stressed [sic] some of you might be feeling because of the election results, I will offer to replace your midterm Exam 2 grade with your Final Exam grade if better." Another professor canceled class because "it feels a bit tone-deaf to deliver" a "lecture on modern polling methods and their blind spots" at this time of yet another reminder of polling’s blind spots. She added a compassionate note: "Be good to yourselves, check in on your friends."

Let the meltdowns continue...