White Stuff

Revisiting the case of the lost cocaine:

BD: So… who actually left the cocaine in the White House? DJT: Well, either Joe or Hunter. Could be Joe, too. OK, so that was such a terrible thing because, you know, those bins are very loaded up with… they’re not clean, and they have hundreds and even thousands of fingerprints. And when they went to look at it, it was absolutely stone cold, wiped dry. You know that, right? BD: See? Well, because, I mean, I was briefly a Bush speechwriter. And so I knew exactly what they were talking about. And I was like, “those things are filthy.” They’re filthy. DJT: And there were fingerprints. I mean, if you went to one, maybe we’re cleaner, but if you went to one at any time, you would see hundreds. Everybody in there would leave a fingerprint when they went in and that thing was wiped out with, with the strongest form of alcohol. BD: That’s hilarious, you know. Well, not hilarious. Sad. DJT: By the way, and I have to tell you, I think I’m going to look into that because it was… bad stuff happened there.

Hunter Biden would like his prints removed, please...