Crazy Time

Time for some treatment:

For those not privy to the latest medical journals, TDS is a condition where otherwise normal humans turn into frothing, wild-eyed lunatics at the mere mention of a particular golden-haired president. Symptoms include spontaneous outbursts of "Orange Man Bad!", an uncontrollable urge to blame him for everything (including, but not limited to, their burnt toast), and a knack for seeing Hitler in everything he says. The bill, already logged into the legislature website, will be formally introduced and read in the chamber on Monday. It has five Republican authors added to it. Normally, I despise these gimmick bills, but I'm giving this one a pass on account of it's freaking funny. The legislation adds TDS to a list of diagnostic codes for mental illness and notes that the derangement "seriously limits a person's capacity to function in primary aspects of daily living such as personal relations, living arrangements, work, and recreation."

It does seem to be quite contagious among the left...